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Offensive Jokes

Administrator — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:08:35 +0000

Photo Credit: TimHatch.com A tree falls in the forest - does it make a sound? If we take the definition that sound is: Vibrations transmitted through an elastic solid or a liquid or gas, with frequencies in the approximate range of 20 to 20,000 hertz, capable of being detected by human organs of

What’s on your back?

Administrator — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 01:08:22 +0000

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?” The German responds, “I will take oil!” So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times.

Confessions of a Savoholic

Administrator — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:07:30 +0000

My friend Jan gave me this photo in a frame after we graduated from college, and she moved to California. I’ve saved all of her letters, including emails. And I still check my e-mailbox often to see what hilarious tale she has to tell me. My birthday is coming up, but don’t mail me a card. Forget a Christmas card, too.

The not so Great truth about the Greatest Generation

Administrator — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:08:43 +0000

Comic Wonder has asked me to do an occasional blog. I’ll start by saying that it’s usually a rule of mine to NEVER work on holidays. Although today isn’t a traditional holiday it is an important Anniversary. This entire month is actually the 40th Anniversary of the introduction of the cubicle.

Baked Beans

Administrator — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:05:51 +0000

Baked Beans Posted on July 15, 2008 by Mercedes Hump Day Humor is hosted by Mercedes at Mercedes Rocks! Theme: Surprises One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Fun with Google

Administrator — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:08:15 +0000

This is a fun post where I tell you the stuff people “really” Googled and landed on my blog! I can’t make this stuff up - it is real!!! ***Lots of “kiss” variations: kiss my gumbo, kiss my, kiss boobs, boobs kiss, can I kiss my wife vagina (what a pathetic fool), kiss breasts, I kissed him and

It’s Not Fair That I’m Having All The Fun!

Administrator — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:14:25 +0000

Really now, for me it has been one of those funtastic years. I have had more fun with cars than I’ve ever had and more fun than any person should have. It’s really not fair that I’m having all the fun. I should share the joy! The fun all started last year about this time when my 91 Toyota

But is it really English?

Administrator — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:22:45 +0000

This one has been around a while, but it’s worthwhile repeating as it continually confirms to me that so much of our learning is through pattern recognition and assumptions based on previous patterns: Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae.

Things To Celebrate

Administrator — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:18:25 +0000

In case you’re hunting for reasons to celebrate: This Friday (in addition to bringing the start of summer) is “Take Your Dog To Work Day.” Saturday is “National Vinegar Day!” Come on - you know you love a good celebration of vinegar. Sunday is “Stupid Guy Thing Day,” but I’m not really sure

Original Comic Strip

Administrator — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:15:41 +0000

For this post, I wanted to write something positive. I was digging, searching, looking all over the net for what I thought worthy of this post. What I found was likely the most original comic strip I’ve ever seen. I’m referring to www.pixelcomic.net.